Dec 21 2008
The poopy price of baby wellness, and also a fire
The Cefprozil for Jeremy’s ear infections gives him horrible diarrhea – many, many times per day. And the diarrhea is giving him a diaper rash, not a horrible one yet, but it’s obviously uncomfortable for him because he cries and cries whenever he knows he’s going to get his diaper changed, and no matter how gentle we are when cleaning him off, he cries in the saddest way and is pretty hard to console after the diaper change is done. The one thing that takes the crying down a notch is when I slather on gobs of Butt Paste, I guess it’s pretty soothing to his tender skin. He’s still crying by the time we finish up and do hugs and kisses, but the Butt Paste does seem to help.
I absolutely LOVE the smell of Boudreaux’s Butt Paste. LOVE IT. Like, I wish I could get that exact scent in some kind of body oil or something, LOL. It’s kind of earthy and balsam-y.
In other news, I started a frickin’ kitchen fire last night. Oh yeah. I was going to make some noodles, and I put the pot on to boil on the left front burner. Then I turned the dial for the right front burner because, oh, I don’t know, I’m an idiot-head. Then a few minutes later, from the living room, I smelled something burning. Instantly I had a flash in my head of where the pot was, and which burner dial I had turned, and I knew exactly what had happened. And yet, even knowing what to expect, when I got to the kitchen and saw my pot holder and part of the plastic bag of noodles on fire atop the glass-top stove, I just froze and said, “Oh sh–! Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire-” until Jon came in and said “Stand back!” He blew on it because it wasn’t a huge flame, but it didn’t quite go out, and then I got my senses back about me and jumped forward, turned off the burner, and threw the pot lid over the flames, extinguishing them. Then the smoke. Oh the smoke. Good lord, it stinks even now. We turned on the exhaust fan and opened the back door and a few windows, and then Jeremy started getting annoyed at the smoke or the cold air or both, so I took him downstairs so he could sit and play in his swing while I worked on straightening out the branches of the Xmas tree. (Little story about that – we got this artificial tree last summer at some kind huge group rummage sale, for ONE DOLLAR! The branches were all kind of smushed down from being stored in a big bag, so I was straightening them out to make it look nice before we put the lights and decorations on it tomorrow. A little late, I know, but at least we’re DOING it!)
So to make a short story even longer, after the fire was out and we were still clearing smoke out of the house, the oven (which had our main dish in it) flashed yet ANOTHER F3 error message and turned off. We’ve gotten these errors at least 8-10 times in the 2.5 years we’ve had this house, and between those and the wonky temperature-setting dial, and all the other stuff I dislike about it, I’m hoping Santa brings me a new range for Christmas. He probably won’t. But then I think I am going to go buy one for my personal New Year’s gift to myself and the people I feed in this house.











